My gynecologist is both the judge and the jury!

I haven't blogged in forever! So here goes... Well I've been sick the last year and half which has really sucked and I recently had a biopsy done on my cervix which was a horrible experience because it came with a lot of embarrassing questions like: When was the last time you had intercourse? Anal? How about vaginal penetration? How many partners do you have? Are you sure it was just anal? How often do you have anal sex? What's up with all the questions about my anus last time I checked my cervix was housed in my vagina! I've had the same gynecologist for the last seven years and she still looks at me like I am the biggest slut on the planet. Her whole demeanor towards is me is inimical! I know its because I ENJOY sex more often than she does. Throughout the examination I could see her becoming increasingly annoyed when I told her I was in pain and that I felt awkward. Her face said, "You had anal sex and sex with a dildo two days ago..PLEASE!" her mouth said "Does this really cause you discomfort?" Yes bitch it does! I have never been so uncomfortable with a physician she is cold and judgmental. At that moment I wanted to get up and leave but you can't walk on out someone who has you spread eagle with an ice cold speculum in your happy hole and a pair of long looking thin scissors to cut and scrape the inside of your cervix with. As soon as she was done she looks at me knowing full well my life at this point in time revolves around my workouts and tells me that I can't workout or have sex for the next two weeks! She looks delighted to deliver this news to me. And all I was thinking "Why she didn't explain this before the procedure?" At any rate I'm glad it's over and I'm a week away from workouts and sex.